somebody snuck up and got me drunk
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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