i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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