u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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