so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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