we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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