wat bout pragnant strippers??
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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