The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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