Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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