At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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