ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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