I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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