i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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