just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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