How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
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I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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