So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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