it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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