Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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