Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
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Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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