doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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