better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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