His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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