I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
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I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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