apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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