dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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