you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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