OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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