Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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