Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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