my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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