he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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