I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
ugly people sure do ruin things
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what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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