I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
smell my finger.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I would ride that face into the sunset
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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