the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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