Your tits are I can't wait for
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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