There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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