well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
All the doctor said was why
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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