On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
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It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
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