Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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