Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
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I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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