She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
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I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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