You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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