My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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