it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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