i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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