i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
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She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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