Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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