Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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