i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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