I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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