Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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