having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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