8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Pants 0. Shit 1.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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