Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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